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It's the Bible, now with 68% more humor and 99% fewer begats! You've wanted to read the Bible, but it's uber-long and, let's face it, sometimes boring. You're a busy person with stuff to do. You want the Bible, only funnier. And shorter. Enter The Twible, which brings you every chapter as tweeted in 140 characters or less, from Genesis to Revelation! Find out what the Bible says you're supposed to do if a friend starts worshiping another god, your child disrespects you in public, or you break the Sabbath. (The answers to those dilemmas are to stone your friend, stone your child, and stone yourself. In that order.) Learn where Paul swears in the New Testament, and why Jeremiah could benefit from antidepressants. Inside The Twible you'll find: A tweet for each of the 1,189 chapters of the Bible A summary of every book of the Bible in seven words or less Dozens of informative sidebars (print edition only) More than 50 original cartoons A glossary telling you who's who in the Bible Unicorns From start to finish, The Twible brings the Bible to wonderful, wicked, weird life. |The Twible adapts the Old Testament to the light-hearted quipping familiar in everyday Tweets.| -- The Guardian, UK |The Twible is the most entertaining version of my dad's book I've read in the last two millennia!| -- Jesus Christ |Twible is the best example I have ever seen of the reverence of irreverence.| -- Phyllis Tickle, author of The Divine Hours |I wouldn't object if Twibles were in every hotel room.| -- Hemant Mehta, The Friendly Atheist blogger |Forget about reading the Bible in a year. Now you can read it in an hour, thanks to the subversive, somewhat disturbed, mind of Jana Riess.| -- Peter Enns, author of Genesis for Normal People |The perfect (surreptitious) iPad or Tablet companion for draggy Sunday (or Saturday) morning services. Caution: Not to be used for congregational Scripture reading.| -- Mark I. Pinsky, author of The Gospel According to the Simpsons |Whatever you think of Twitter, there can be no speedier or funnier way to read through the Bible than with Riess's Twible providing spot-on interpretation chapter by chapter.| -- Kristin Swenson, author of Bible Babel |The Twible is an indelible book that reads like an oddly religious comedy but has the impact of a brilliant jingle that sticks in your brain to the point of madness.| -- Frank Schaeffer, author of And God Said, |Billy!| |This is brilliant stuff-hilariously accurate summaries of complex material.| -- Debbie Blue, pastor; author of Consider the Birds: A Provocative Guide to the Birds of the Bible |This is absolutely the funniest and most fun Bible 'translation' ever.| -- Steven L. Peck, author of The Scholar of Moab|
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